Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Yo Momma

Main Entry: ma·tron
Pronunciation: 'mA-tr&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English matrone, from Middle French, from Latin matrona, from matr-, mater
1 a : a married woman usually marked by dignified maturity or social distinction b : a woman who supervises women or children (as in a school or police station) c : the chief officer in a women's organization
2 : a female animal kept for breeding

BGF says that I'm not matronly, therefore I will not be a good mother. I'm not sure what being a matron has to do with being a mom, but in his mind, it does. Did he mean maternal? I don't know. But he said "matronly." And then I punched him in the face.

That is all.

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