That'd be "the idiot" who I posted about a long, long time ago on my old blog. You know, the controversial one? The one who got engaged less than a year after we broke up? That big jerkface? Yeah, him. And I was STILL UPSET that he got married. I suck.
Hi. I'm Cora. I live in south Texas. I'm married to the hottest redhead around and we have the cutest child ever. He was born on April 3, 2009 and he is perfect in every way. See also: ADORABLE. I finished grad school in July 2009, but my big plans for that degree are to admire it on a shelf while I stay at home and raise my handsome little boy. I like reading and try to do it as much as possible, though I'll admit the internet steals a lot of my book joy. But reading blogs counts, right? I enjoy iPods, obese cats, Sharpies, Burt's Bee's products, and Johnny Cash. I've changed my name and those of my family and friends in order to protect the innocent, because I'm just that cool and so are secret identities.
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Who did? What did I miss?!
That'd be "the idiot" who I posted about a long, long time ago on my old blog. You know, the controversial one? The one who got engaged less than a year after we broke up? That big jerkface? Yeah, him. And I was STILL UPSET that he got married. I suck.
Oh! I thought it was someone famous, someone pulling a Kenney Chesney!
Don't get me started on UPSET girl!
In a few years he will be divorced and paying child support and alimony, then my friend, then you can LAUGH IN HIS FACE!
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