Hungry Hungry Hippo

And that hungry, hungry hippo is ME. You may or may not know that I'm on the South Beach Diet. So you may or may not know that I am hungry. Like awe-inspiring, life-changing hungry. And, so help me, CALORIE-BURNING hungry. Because this Mrs. Fatty McFat look I'm sporting ain't working, you know what I'm saying? I'm ready to slim down, trim down, shape up, and ship out to my old jeans and skirts. Why? BECAUSE I'M TOO CHEAP TO BUY MORE CLOTHES. And really, that's what it all comes down to. I'm cheap-o. And if I lose weight, my wardrobe will double! AWESOME! What more could a girl want?? A mega-hot boyfriend and a super fun job with a fulfilling sense of purpose? Poppycock! All she REALLY wants is something cute to wear Saturday night.