Remember the German from the bad date? Well, he decided to IM me today. This would have been okay if he hadn't have, you know, been EVIL INCARNATE.
Ok, he really wasn't, but let me share our conversation in a nutshell.
"Hey, I'm having lots of success online dating! How about you? Oh, not well? Too bad! You and I aren't meant to be together because you were different in person than you were on the phone. Maybe you can hook up with that male friend you told me about! Bye!!!"
Sadly, this is really how it went down. And sadly, I really didn't say much of anything. I know I should have because our date was awful and he treated me poorly and he has no right to sit there and say that I'm some kind of poser who acted differently in real life than on the phone. But I didn't. I just sat there in shock and then thought, "I'm gonna blog about this!" So since I didn't tell him off to his face, I won't do it here. I'm trying to be less passive agressive. But I will say this: I bet he totally talks on his phone in the bathroom!
About Me
- Cora
- Hi. I'm Cora. I live in south Texas. I'm married to the hottest redhead around and we have the cutest child ever. He was born on April 3, 2009 and he is perfect in every way. See also: ADORABLE. I finished grad school in July 2009, but my big plans for that degree are to admire it on a shelf while I stay at home and raise my handsome little boy. I like reading and try to do it as much as possible, though I'll admit the internet steals a lot of my book joy. But reading blogs counts, right? I enjoy iPods, obese cats, Sharpies, Burt's Bee's products, and Johnny Cash. I've changed my name and those of my family and friends in order to protect the innocent, because I'm just that cool and so are secret identities.
3 comments:
Maybe it's less fun, but it seems a whole lot easier to let him dump himself. Good riddance.
Don't sweat it. You are still the prettiest girl I know, and a real "keeper" in my book. Forget that weiner schnitzel and just be glad he is gone. You deserve way better, and better is out there.
what a jerk! i'll be more than happy to kick his ass for you.
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